Baby Boomers,

Are you looking for an "Alternative" workout program?

Are you looking to rock "Psycho Killer" abs?

Is your body on the "Road to Nowhere?"

Do you see "The Great Curve" when you look at yourself in the mirror?

Are you tired of your muscles "Making Flippy Floppy?"

Well, stop being "Crosseyed and Painless" and take advantage of this "Once in a Lifetime" workout video from the website "Funny or Die."

You will soon be living the "Wild, Wild Life" and experiencing a "New Feeling"  when you mix this high intensity cardio program with your love of the experimental rock band The Talking Heads.