Bullshit Doesn't Always Work !!!


Happy Saturday Fellow Survive55 Followers.

Two months ago I launched "Silly Saturdays" in order to indulge myself by spreading the many things I find on the internet that I find funny, entertaining and down right silly.

There are a ton of creative and wonderful stories, anecdotes, satires, cartoons, lampoons, quips, jokes and pictures that I would love to share with you.

My wish is that they would bring a smile to your Baby Boomer face.

Heck, maybe I could even get a chuckle or full fledged laugh out of you.

Wouldn't that be nice?

What I am really hoping for is to get you to laugh so hard you snort your coffee out of your nose.

You could even share these blogs with your friends and family in hopes that they too will expire steaming hot liquid though their nasal passages.

Let's give it a shot.

Raise your coffee and toast to "Silly Saturday" number 5.

Lesson 5: Power of Charisma

A turkey was chatting with a bull:

“I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,” 
sighed the turkey, but I haven’t got the energy.” 

“Well, why don’t you nibble on my droppings?” 
replied the bull. 

“They’re packed with nutrients.” 

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. 

The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. 

Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. 

Soon he was spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.

Moral of the story: 

Bullshit might get you to the top, but it wont keep you there.

Like the E-Z Rollers sing................ "It's Tough at the Top."

That kind of rolls with the moral of the story doesn't it?

If you found my blog funny, interesting or even helpful (you sick bastard) I bet your friends would to.

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Let your friends know what a funny person you are.

The more Baby Boomers we can make laugh, the better place we make this world !!!

Thanks for joining me..........................................................