I'm a cool cat who always lands on his feet and has only used up three of my nine lives. I'm an "Energizer Bunny" who likes to keep on going and going and going. My turn ons: sleek lines, classic body, clean interior. Turn offs: fuel inefficiency, garish colors, unrotated tires. By the way, was that you studying a management textbook at the coffee house? That was me across the way slobbering on my shirt as I fantasized about the bulge in your pocketbook. And if you think that was funny, you're ready to take this bull by the horns.